do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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