Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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