It's Friday. Sex?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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