Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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