i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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