does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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