I want to make a zoo with you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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