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yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
the raccoons are back...
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