I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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