I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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