my sisters under your porch take her home
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Found your dick twin last night
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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