Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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