remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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