thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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