Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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