so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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