Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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