Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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