I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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