I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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