No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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