I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Randomize
