How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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