I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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