I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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