have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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