do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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