this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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