remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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