so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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