If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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