We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize
