did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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