I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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