"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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