pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
this boner is exhausting
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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