Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
high people should be assigned attendants
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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