if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
