Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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