just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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