No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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