Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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