After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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