My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
nutella sex= disaster
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Someone signed my nipple.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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