I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
tell me about the eggs
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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