a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
she was so not down for the gang bang
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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