she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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