I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Randomize
