That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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