return my video game
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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