Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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