My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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