Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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