Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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